This morning I woke up to the sweet pleasant sound of a crow squawking loudly into my window. Usually I enjoy the large cedar tree that is in front of my window, but not when there is a huge nasty crow making it's home in it. Is it illegal to shoot a crow, maybe...but when it is 5am I don't care!! No I don't own a gun (I know what a surprise) but seriously are there crow traps, if not I'm going to invent one, put a patent on it, and make a lot of money, so I guess in some way I'll be thankful for this large obnoxious bird waking me up so early in the morning.
I'm practicing on turning negative circumstances into positive ones...But I'm serious, the bird needs to go.
Rated M
15 years ago
7 comments:
i would like to see your little crow killing thing that you make. I'm sure it will be interesting... you should draw me a picture of it.
what you need is a cat:)
a BIG cat
I'm with Adriane. I think a cat would just love to live with you.
I will NEVER get a cat!!!!
atta girl. no cats.
then again, cats vs birds? it's a tough one.
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